Wednesday, March 09, 2005

Some of the tongue twisters

1.If you understand, say "understand". If you don't understand, say"don't understand". But if you understand and say "don't understand".Howdo I understand that you understand? Understand!

2.I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish thewitch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.

3.Sounding by sound is a sound method of sounding sounds.

4.A sailor went to sea to see, what he could see. And all he could seewas sea, sea, sea.

5.Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People

6.If two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watchwhich watch?

7.I thought a thought.But the thought I thought wasn't the thought Ithought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been thethought I thought, I wouldn't have thought so much.

8.Once a fellow met a fellow In a field of beans. Said a fellow to afellow, "If a fellow asks a fellow, Can a fellow tell a fellow What afellow means?"

9.Mr Inside went over to see Mr Outside.Mr Inside stood outside andcalled to MrOutside inside. Mr Outside answered Mr Inside from insideand Told Mr Inside to come inside. Mr Inside said "NO", and told MrOutside to come outside. MrOutside and Mr Inside argued from inside andoutside about going outside or coming inside. Finally,Mr Outside coaxedMr Inside to come inside, then both Mr Outside and Mr Inside wentoutside to the riverside.

10.The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with his insideoutside his inside inn.

11.If one doctor doctors another doctor does the doctor who doctors thedoctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring doctors? Ordoes the doctor doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors? "When adoctor falls ill another doctor doctor's the doctor. Does the doctordoctoring the doctor doctor the doctor in his own way or does the doctordoctoring the doctor doctors the doctor in the doctor's way"

12.We surely shall see the sun shine shortly. Whether the weather befine,Or whether the weather be not, Whether the weather be cold Orwhether the weather be hot, We'll weather the weather Whatever theweather, Whether we like it or not. watch? Whether the weather is hot.Whether the weather is cold. Whether the weather is either or not. It iswhether we like it or not.

13.Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely.

14.A flea and a fly in a flue Said the fly "Oh what should we do" Saidthe flea" Let us fly Said the fly"Let us flee" So they flew through aflaw in the flue

15.If you tell Tom to tell a tongue-twister his tongue will be twistedas tongue-twister twists tongues.

16.Mr. See owned a saw.And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw. Now See's saw sawedSoar's seesaw Before Soar saw See, Which made Soar sore.Had Soar seenSee's saw Before See sawed Soar's seesaw, See's saw would not have sawedSoar's seesaw. So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.But it was sad to seeSoar so sore Just because See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw

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