HOW TO KILL A LION

How to kill a lion?

Rajnikanth Method:
Keep warning the lion that u may come and attack anytime. The lion will live in fear and die soon in fear itself.

Kamal Method:
Go near the lion and cry like anything.... Lion will die of sorrow !

Jayalalitha Method:
Send Police commisioner Muthukaruppan around 2AM and kill it, while it's sleeping !

Manirathnam Method :
Make sure the lion does not get sun light and put the lion in a dark room with a single candle lighted. Keep murmering something in its ears. The lion will be highly irritated and commit suicide.

Balachandar Method :
Send a lioness into the forest. our lion and lioness fall in love with each other. Send another lioness in to the forest, followed by another lion. First lion loves the first lioness and the second lion loves the 2nd lioness. But 2nd lioness loves both lions. Now send another lioness(third) into the forest. You dont understand right... ok....read it after 15 yrs, then also u wont !

Bharathiraja Method:Send Napolean and kill it with Thirupacchi aruva.

Shanker method:
Take the lion to Australia or US.. and kill it in a good scenic location.

Indian Cricket Team Method :Force the Lion to watch match when gang(test matches) and dravid batting ... it will be bored to death

Vijaykanth method:
Bring 5 more lions.Fight with them and kill all of them expect one.Then advice some patriotism to the remaining one.This lion will become cow.

T.Rajendar method:
Bring one lioness.Make ur lion to fall in love with the lioness.arrange for some 6 or 7 songs(make sure that none of them are duets)....Finally see to that the love is broken.lion will die of love failiure

Kamal hassan`s another method:
With the lion as the producer shoot a mega film for 25 crores...Release the film..Lion will die of debt..

Shah rukh khan method:
Release a film like 'ASHOKA".and make the lion to watch the movie.

Govinda method:
Continously dance before the lion for 5 or 6 days.

Rahul dravid method:
Ask the lion to bowl at u.U bat for 200 balls and score 1 run.

Menaka gandhi method:
Save the lion from a danger and feed him with some vegetables continously.

George bush method:
Link the lion with osama bin laden and shoot him.